Well, new website, new “us”(?)

Grab a seat at the table and start reading. We have a lot to catch you up on, and you won’t be able to differentiate one conspiracy from another without a program, so be sure to take notes, and as always, read between the lines.

So yeah, a complete revamp has been years in the making (we all really miss the orange site — and hopefully this will pay tribute to that but be an improvement). The three main courses are ready, but there is still some behind the scenes work that needs to be done to tidy and polish them up so they are shiny and ready for public display.

This new site will be home to our new “metaphysical Disneyland,” something I have envisioned for over thirty years now (right around the time of the advent of the web), and even before that I had envisioned something more tangible (we are working on that as well — even after all of these years). In the coming weeks and months more will be added to create the most welcoming home for . . . well, telling you before it happens is telling the competition what we are going to do before we do it. And it’s no fun when people swoop in and steal your ideas (I am looking at you _________), so inasmuch as this is a brief news update, it is simply best to say that if you want to be “first to know,” check back here often, but in the meantime come visit our workshops and office hours, where we spend our free time helping you learn and develop your skills far beyond what others can (or will) teach you. See our events page (link is at the bottom) for details.

But “new site! new fun times to come!” More coming every week, with major improvements happening monthly, Step away for any length of time and you will miss out on all of the fun. Okay, back to work for us then. In the meantime, take care of your “self,” and keep your hands on your cards (as often as possible). Always remember: we are here for you. That is our job. If you need anything, just let us know.

Now get out there and play, play, play!*

— Dusty

(* That was a Matt Dinniman reference)